Post Workout day 1

First of all, message of the day, DO NOT WORK OUT. Okay maybe you should be working out but if you do, do not go without picking up a weight for 3 months at a time and expect to put up world class numbers off the bat.

I made this mistake yesterday, Monday, Oct.2nd, 2017.

I woke up this morning with the sharp pain of a thousand burning suns in my legs and presently non-existent abs. HOW THE HELL am I so sore. I woke up and said "JEsus Christ" and alarmed my GF's roommate lol. I knew it was a mistake but it is a mistake that I will continue to commit to.

Anyways, my legs are sore AF; I can't sit, walk and most importantly shit without cringing.

It gets so much worse before it gets better. Today is manageable; however, I am foreseeing a big increase in soreness tomorrow, that should be fun!

The good news is that today is chest day, no not my friend Chest, who, by the way, is 69% chest, but I will probably be hitting the FUUUUUUUUUCCCCKCKKKKK out of the weights and destroying every sisngle muscle fiber/tissue in my pecs. Pray for me, because tomorrow I won't be able to move let alone walk my sorry ass to the gym.

Happy Tuesday y'all, be safe and remember being sore sucks but being goodelopb sucks even more

CURRENT MOOD: Knowing I have to do it all again has me like