YES THE COMPABOWL IS HERE.
So we have some true fantasy football players. They are named Krusty and Chest, combined they are just Chrusty.
LEADING THE PACK is surprisingly not PABLO CARRILLO. He probably only drafted with his Vienna sausage fingers (those things will either make or break you ladies). Bablo said that he couldn't press a single player and instead selected five at a time and that was using his pinkey. Hopefully Bablo doesn't realize that he has all the potential to win this year and instead has fun in Europe.
Rate: Slight Caution
LEVI "That's not my leg, but keep going, and then wut" SWOLIZ!!!! It seems he was to busy looking at other guys workout instead of working out himself. His draft lineup is as weak as his forearms. Well those things aren't going to get a decent workout now that he's back home. THE CABALLO IS BACK.
Rate: Slight Caution
SERGIO "ride my face ladies I have a beard" CARRILLO!!!! Is absolute garbage. A team analysis isn't worth my time. However, even his shit team beat Krusty's 'golden' squad.
Rate: DANGER
Speaking of Krusy, Chris, BRUSTY "CN7" "Hermano" NAVARRO!!!! With the power of Zeus in his right leg, don't let his young man kick you (he'll kick you when you're down he fights dirty). With arguably the best squad on the field every week, Brusty is surely on pace to buy a keg with all the money his wins from his other leagues to match the predicted loser.
Rate: No Real Danger
GOODELOB "geese" "frog" "La Rana" "Goode" "Gustavo" RODRIGUEZ!!! Damn dude. Damn. Your squad is straight ass, not all asses are created equal but the ass that your team represents would not be eaten by any of my compas. No sir, the ass that is your team is more of a middle age white man. If your team was an ass it would be Hank Hills ass, 'I tell you what.'
Rate: High DANGER
Enpique "mandilon" "el gallo negro" " Carranza!!! Well you should really be gassing yourself up but boy you sure did fuck up. You auto-drafted 3 QB's and like 5 kickers. It's like you were playing fantasy soccer. Puras mamadas. Bro your team is slightly above ass. If it wasn't for a few select players keeping you afloat, you would be in the losing bracket every week. Be thankful and keep praying PENDEJO.
Rate: Slight Caution
Rudnalfo "RN11" "Young Bale" "El Yamcha" "10/3" NAVARRO!!!! Sorry compa your squad selection from week to week is subpar, like how much your legs lift. Bro set your team up right. Actually try to win compa. You can only beat frogba at this point......
Rate: High Danger
Chest "pecho" "Che*t" Rios. Your fantasy football skills are far more superior than everyone else's. You are the best. Let the rest of us win.
Rate: No Real Danger
This is how we will all be after we finish the keg.
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