On a MONDAY

Hello Folks,

I come to you from the living room floor beyond cansado from warming up the squat rack (not really because I have twig legs:/) for Lermano since he knows how to SQWUAAATTTTTT. Nonetheless, I begin to visualize how people would want to start off the weekday. Some responsible adults would go to bible studies or others would read a book or do some squats/hip thrust 690 lbs because girls like butts too, according to Lermano.
BUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS ONE COMPA MONDAY! Okay where do I start.... I just got back from East Bay excited that I just graduated and well the irresponsible "Mr. Calles" "I will wreck your girlfriend with my sausage del ano fingers" Pablito asked yours truly as well as JermGod aka "Mr. I am selfish and can't let you take my palace hoes" and Gustavo aka "snake" "goodelob" "la rana" "sapo" "10x10 225 on squats for no gah damn reason" to go to a bar called Aldofo's. We all agreed and well when we were going to go pick up JermGod, Pablito and Gustavo recognized that today was a Monday and it is just going to be a chill night; play some pool and have a couple of beers...lololololololololololol.
Okay so we start heading to the bar and well we begin to think about how to pregrame and well we decided to pregame Mike's Harder Lemonade because this one time it was a success (that's a different story for a different day). Well we each get 2 tall cans and well before goodelob, JermGod and I could even tap into our first tall can pinche Pablito KILLED both of his and called us out. I was stunned, shocked, everything you can think of because I am pretty sure the night was suppose to be a "chill" night. Whatever momma didn't raise no bitch and I started to drink my drank. Well we all go into the bar and begin to get comfortable, about to order a round of shots to loosen up. I SHIT YOU NOT! WE WERE NOT EVEN IN THE BAR FOR MORE THAN 5 MINUTES, DIDN'T EVEN ORDER DRINKS YET OR RECEIVED OUR SHOTS... ALL I HEAR IS TRAGOS AMARGOS GETTING PLAYED FROM THE JUKEBOX... Bruh we all look over and we see a PEDAS pablito walking towards us with the biggest smile ever... Like I can't even comprehend how did he get so drunk or in his feels that fast... Like did he drink something that we didn't drink...
Anyways we sang that shit because that song hits our corazon and we begin to order more shots because the flood gates have been open. Adolfo's Pablito is out and we just gon' super saiyan... We put down 6 shots in 30 minutes as well as order two tall glasses of 805 (805 draft is fire). Okay we finally decide to play some pool (lololololololol didn't even last two shots of pool before Adolfo's pablito began to wonder off and the game never really finished). Basically the next hour or so shit just hit the fan for Aldofo's Pablito and well folks stay tuned because early Tuesday morning is where shit gets lit... well not for JermGod...

To Be Continue...