Broken Chairs and Stupid Dares

RIP to all the broken chairs.

At least 5-7 chairs have been broken by some tanques. I remember the first casualty. It was a green sun-faded ass Walmart chair. It had strings holding it together and I'm pretty sure it had a decent amount of duct tape.

It was the summer right before college and we were all hanging out in Gutz'z garage. It was hotter than a 25 min sauna forearm workout in that poor garage and it had the stench of man-sweat and carb burps from all the liquidy beverages being consumed. There was a snap, crackle and pop and the chair was obliterated!!! Green shards few everywhere and cut the FUUUUUHHHHK out of my foot. No mames I felt fat asf for breaking that chair. I didn't hear the end of it for the entire night. Still rek'd in BP tho. "#Collage" (College.... but that for another story)

This one time, Goodelob tried to do the gallon of milk challenge. He was doing challenges all week (he did the saltine challenge and actually did it).

Anyways, La Rana finish at least 3/4ths of the milk gallon. However, we got him whole milk. THAT MILK WAS BEING CHUGGED BY A MISERABLE GEEDE. The last push the most heroic effort I have ever seen. The struggle and fierce determination in his eye had so much fight in them but alas the milk won. He threw up all over Gutz'z lawn and we roasted him cuz it looked like his eyes were going to pop out (even more than they already do) lol