The Sauce

The sauce is like drunk purgatory. You are neither here not there. 

Without fail, one compa will be lost in the sauce, pulling up form 15ft behind half court and firing missiles at the basket. They will "shoot their shot" no matter what the odds are. While being lost in the sauce you have the confidence of the Falcons going into the locker room before the second half of SuperBowl LI, but you could easily end up like those same Falcons at the end of the game.

Being sauced is great. Its amazing really. Getting lost in the sauce is even better, at first. It's very hard to maintain the right amount of sauciness and not many people are able to recount on their experience. 

The sauced state is unique because it is one step away from being completely unresponsive to rhythm or reason and having the confidence to "shoot your shot" from anywhere on the court.

This state makes or breaks your night out with the compas. If you reach this state, every song will be your favorite song.

 Nothing helps a compa reach the sauce faster than "Tragos De Amargo Liquor. The amount of times this songs comes on is directly correlated to the degree of sauced a compa is. This song is played a lot, even the whompas (lol) know it word for word. 

Remember readers, being sauced is a goal for every night and getting lost in the sauce is for special occasions (or if you have POS friends like mine that will challenge your easily susceptible masculinity and honor and inadvertent be lost in the sauce). 

Take care of your mind, body and soul. You are beautiful vessels my Kings, navigate this world one saucing at a time. 

Gucci said it best,

Cheers.